| Sister Pantychrist woke up this morning with baby Jesus looking rather sad standing by the footstool near her bed, just there on the left, by the bedside lamp. As you do. She asked: " Why are you fretting baby Jesus? Not only is it your birthday soon but you are looking rather well for your age?!?!
Baby Jesus gave one long sigh and responded: " To be honest I'm dreading my birthday this year, cause I'm off carbs, and the New Year just aint my scene. I would prefer one long party with all my Saints and all my people in my favorite place , Church of Superstore, during the day.
What kind of a nun would Sister Pantychrist be if she didnt follow the word of Jesus. Amen
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S/P/C
ORDER OF SERVICE
+St. Jacqui Potato+
+St. Jonjo+
+St. Mikki Most+
+St. Cathal+
+St. JonBenet+
+St. Ursula Snakes+
+St. Emma Rudge +
+St. Chicken+
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